An short clip poking fun at Twittering, or excessive amt of it :)

Favourite line "You are simply bragging about your unexceptional life."

Same for blogs I guess depending on what function you treat it as. Some treat it as free advertisement, product endorsement and go all out to have posts to keep readers occupied. Others like myself treat this as a diary, a place to store memories. My main audience is still myself. Also use it as a tool to check on friends. Something like that.